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You probably know someone you would really like to tell, "You have your head up your ass!"

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We all know someone like that.

That person may even be some politician. Heck, the debates proved that most of the politicans running for President have their heads up their asses.

But, until today, we just had words.

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It's simple. Buy the Belly Button Window Action Figure, insert a 2" x 2" photo in the Belly Button Window to display your favorite idiot engaging in the "rectal cranial inversion syndrome" and forward it to him (or her, as the case may be).


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The Latest Bullshit...People with their heads up their asses
Nukes. Who needs ‘em, right? Apparently, we do. Could you imagine putting Trump in charge of nuclear weapons? What about Hillary? Both those politicians are unstable. As we head to the national conventions for the Democrats and the Republicans, we find the instability is on both sides of the aisle.
The primaries have been accompanied by a media circus, and we can expect more of the same when the media covers the national conventions. We all know there’s no media bias, of course.
The circus of freaks in this election cycle will be HUUUUUGE. Voter turnout will be HUUUUUGE. Everything will be HUUUUUGE. Well, except maybe Trump’s penis.
  
   
Did you know? Almost everyone in Congress is up for reelection. Everyone in the House of Representatives in up for reelection and 34 Senate seats are up for reelection. Send ‘em a message! First, send them a Belly Button Windows Action Figure, then vote them out!!

Wouldn't it be funny if everyone in Congress got a dozen of these?  They might finally realize their constituents are pissed off !!
   

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